Dear friends to come in the near and far future,
I want to take this time to let you know- even if we haven't met each other yet-
...that you are SUPER. Just super.
I imagine our friendships to be really easy...and laid-back...and full of good conversations, good laughs, and pictures that should never see the light of day. None of that nonsense where the only way you want to contact me is through Facebook. You know, the one that I will likely have deactivated on a random day. For real.
None of that jealousy, dudes and dudettes. It's such a killer. And all of bringing medicine in the middle of the night. No to guilt trips and fake niceness crap that's totally see-through. Yes to fighting to pay for the other person's meal. A huge Hells-Naw to gossip and secrets that fall on "exclusive" ears. (Hint: "insider info" has an uncanny way of becoming public knowledge...like, the next day.) Yes, please, to great and genuine guy-girl friendships, without the awkwardness.
Call me. Bring me flowers. Set me up on a blind date...NOT. Be on time. Tell me to get over myself. Remember my (future) kids' names. Steer me away from guys who are rude to women and elders and waitstaff. Hit me over the head if I don't listen to you.
And please, come over for some coffeecake!
I promise to listen to your first day on the job, your dissertation on economic brinksmanship policy, and even about that annoying co-worker who likes to correct your spoken grammar. And listen only. Offer only the most necessary and concise advice. (Shush. I'm working on it!)
Ooh, and guess what? I'll give you extra coffeecake to take home with you.
Because to me, food is love, and I feed those whom I love.
And I'm pretty sure I'll love ya.
;)